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		<title>Ms. Swan as The Black Swan</title>
		<link>http://www.fiberguy.com/2011/02/09/ms-swan-as-the-black-swan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 22:17:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boyd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, so maybe you don&#8217;t like parodies as much as I do, or you don&#8217;t know who Ms. Swan is. But if you are a MadTV or Ms. Swan fan, like me, I think you&#8217;ll enjoy this. Otherwise, just skip it &#8217;cause it won&#8217;t make any sense.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK, so maybe you don&#8217;t like parodies as much as I do, or you don&#8217;t know who Ms. Swan is.  But if you are a MadTV or Ms. Swan fan, like me, I think you&#8217;ll enjoy this.  Otherwise, just skip it &#8217;cause it won&#8217;t make any sense.</p>
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		<title>And if Mel Blanc&#8217;s version wasn&#8217;t enough for you &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.fiberguy.com/2010/12/22/and-if-mel-blancs-version-wasnt-enough-for-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2010 19:58:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boyd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; check out the Animaniacs version of the Schnitzelbank song. Thanks to Keith for mentioning it!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230; check out the Animaniacs version of the Schnitzelbank song.  Thanks to Keith for mentioning it!</p>
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		<title>New Favorite Christmas Song</title>
		<link>http://www.fiberguy.com/2010/12/22/new-favorite-christmas-song/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2010 19:43:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boyd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We heard this on Sirius 4 a few days ago for the first time, and it&#8217;s hysterical. Juliette especially loves the train sounds. It&#8217;s a Mel Blanc (he the voice of Bugs Bunny) song from 1953 called &#8220;Yah Das Ist Ein Christmas Tree&#8221; and here is a YouTube video.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We heard this on Sirius 4 a few days ago for the first time, and it&#8217;s hysterical.  Juliette especially loves the train sounds.  It&#8217;s a Mel Blanc (he the voice of Bugs Bunny) song from 1953 called &#8220;Yah Das Ist Ein Christmas Tree&#8221; and here is a YouTube video.</p>
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		<title>The Digital Story of the Nativity</title>
		<link>http://www.fiberguy.com/2010/12/18/the-digital-story-of-the-nativity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2010 18:15:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boyd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to friend Sandy in Memphis for finding this.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to friend Sandy in Memphis for finding this.</p>
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		<title>Monday Morning Silliness</title>
		<link>http://www.fiberguy.com/2009/08/03/monday-morning-silliness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 14:11:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boyd</dc:creator>
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		<title>I has a hot dog</title>
		<link>http://www.fiberguy.com/2008/03/24/i-has-a-hot-dog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:59:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boyd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone turned me on to the companion site, Icanhascheezburger, some time ago. I guess you have to be in the mood for these sites to strike your funny bone &#8211; and I&#8217;ve been in the mood for a while now. If you are a pet lover, you&#8217;ll love to spend some surfing time checking these [...]]]></description>
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<p>Someone turned me on to the companion site, <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/">Icanhascheezburger</a>, some time ago. I guess you have to be in the mood for these sites to strike your funny bone &#8211; and I&#8217;ve been in the mood for a while now. If you are a pet lover, you&#8217;ll love to spend some surfing time checking these sites out. They make me smile and laugh.</p>
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		<title>Country Threads, Garner, Iowa</title>
		<link>http://www.fiberguy.com/2007/10/30/country-threads-garner-iowa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 21:44:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boyd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Click on the photo to see the slideshow of our trip!) On Saturday I headed down to Iowa with three of my quilt buddies, Joan, Karen and Dawn. It was a perfect fall day for a car trip. We were off for Garner, Iowa, about 145 miles from my house, and a fabulous quilt store [...]]]></description>
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<p>(Click on the photo to see the slideshow of our trip!)  On Saturday I headed down to Iowa with three of my quilt buddies, Joan, Karen and Dawn.  It was a perfect fall day for a car trip.  We were off for Garner, Iowa, about 145 miles from my house, and a fabulous quilt store on a little town west of Clear Lake.  On our way back, we stopped in Northfield.  We were going to go to a yarn store called Cottage Industry, which we discovered had closed over a year ago.  So we went to Digs instead.  They took over the yarn stock of the place that closed.  What a fun little store.  Actually, all of downtown Northfield is fun &#8211; great little shops along Division Street.  If you haven&#8217;t been, you should make a day trip of it.  Just don&#8217;t show up at the Indian restaurant expecting to eat between 2:00 pm and 5:00 pm.  They won&#8217;t be waiting on you.</p>
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		<title>WOW 2007 Quilt Show</title>
		<link>http://www.fiberguy.com/2007/10/26/wow-2007-quilt-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:09:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boyd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Several weeks ago now I attended a quilt show given by a local guild to which several of my friends belong. The name of the guild is &#8220;Women of the West&#8221;, or WOW as they are known to many. I&#8217;ve been terribly tardy in getting the pictures off my camera and onto my site, but [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Several weeks ago now I attended a quilt show given by  a local guild to which several of my friends belong.  The name of the guild is &#8220;Women of the West&#8221;, or WOW as they are known to many.  I&#8217;ve been terribly tardy in getting the pictures off my camera and onto my site, but I offer these two links for you to peruse.  The first link contains some of my favorite quilts that were on display.  There were dozens and dozens more, but I couldn&#8217;t shoot them all:  <a href="http://www.fiberguy.com/slideshow/slideshow.html#id=wow2007" target="_blank">http://www.fiberguy.com/slideshow/slideshow.html#id=wow2007</a> The second slide show is from a &#8220;bed turning&#8221; they did at the show.  The folded back each old quilt over the bed, and told it&#8217;s story, where it was from, how it was made, what people remember about it, etc.  It was most fascinating.  Almost a &#8220;quilts as journals&#8221; type of thing.  <a href="http://www.fiberguy.com/slideshow/slideshow.html#id=bedturning" target="_blank">http://www.fiberguy.com/slideshow/slideshow.html#id=bedturning</a> Enjoy!</p>
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		<title>Award winning jelly makers, we are!</title>
		<link>http://www.fiberguy.com/2007/09/21/award-winning-jelly-makers-we-are/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:11:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boyd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You may now refer to me as an &#8220;Award Winning&#8221; apple jelly maker, thankyouverymuch. H&#8217;s sister took in a jar of jelly to submit to the Target Corp. HR&#8217;s annual applefest today and it won in the recipe competition &#8211; the word just came from the contest judges. Hey, those Target people aren&#8217;t easy to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You may now refer to me as an &#8220;Award Winning&#8221; apple jelly maker, thankyouverymuch. H&#8217;s sister took in a jar of jelly to submit to the Target Corp. HR&#8217;s annual applefest today and it won in the recipe competition &#8211; the word just came from the contest judges. Hey, those Target people aren&#8217;t easy to please or persuade, dontchaknow! Ok, ok, so there were only a half-dozen or so other entries it had to beat, but we&#8217;ll just keep that small detail to ourselves, shall we? As H&#8217;s mom said when I called to share our success, &#8220;so far everyone who tastes it says it&#8217;s the <em>best</em> apple jelly.&#8221; Too damned bad I didn&#8217;t know about the half-pint jar requirement, or I could have entered it in next year&#8217;s State Fair. I told Karin nobody would mess with her now that they know she&#8217;s a serious jelly maker &#8211; nobody wants to tussle with people who are at ease handling boiling pots of lava! A suitable end to a week, dontchathink?</p>
<p>To see the entry from earlier this year when we made our jelly, <a href="http://www.fiberguy.com/blog/archives/000115.html">click here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Someone got a new dress!</title>
		<link>http://www.fiberguy.com/2007/03/16/someone-got-a-new-dress/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2007 01:43:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Boyd</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Could you guess who, even before you got here?  In my defense, I will tell you it was Harald who bought the dress for her last Sunday when he took her to the pet store, but doesn&#8217;t she look cute?</p>
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<p>However, I can tell you that she was definitely NOT amused by the experience.  (Shhh &#8230; between you and me I suspect she&#8217;s the kind of dog that prefers flannel and boots!)</p>
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